Thursday, April 23, 2009

Pickering Massage Parlours

No one is talking about Pickering Massage Spas
There are several including Pickering Angels
A page of Pickering Massage Parlours is on Toronto Exotic Massage

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Elite Retreat

Elite Retreat in the news again
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Sushi Kaji
3.5 out of 4
by Amy Pataki, Toronto Star

May 11, 2007

There's a massage parlour beside one of Toronto's best restaurants.

Sushi Kaji is one of the top three Japanese restaurants in the region (the others being Hashimoto in Mississauga and Solo Sushi-ya in Newmarket). Its unlikely location along The Queensway makes for unsavoury neighbours. That would be the red neon sign of Elite Retreat, but the Tim Hortons across the street is equally incongruous.

For what is Kaji but a temple of purity and perfection? No mere sushi joint, Kaji offers menus that change nightly, with names translated from Japanese as "proficiency," "technique" and "chic."

These aptly described menus – priced $80, $100 and $120 a person – are built around the freshest fish and such sophisticated cooked dishes as chicken consommé with lime leaf or scallop tempura with seared foie gras and garlic sauce.

Chef/owner Mitsuhiro Kaji, 53, opened his eponymous restaurant six years ago, determined to win diners away from second-rate sushi with authentic, seasonal and sensuous offerings.

At one early meal, I remember him passing over a plate of broiled shrimp heads (the tails were served first as sushi) with a twinkle in this eyes, telling me to suck out the brains. I did. They were deliciously creamy. I also remember thinking if he could persuade me to do this, he'd have no problem getting people to eat next door to a place listed under "Adult Services."

And so it was. Diners have been filling the 30-seat restaurant ever since. There are couples smooching at the sushi bar and large tables of professional women discussing the esoterica of Japanese fine dining. ("Have you ever tried fugu?") The fact that the restaurant doesn't advertise and is hidden in Etobicoke means the clientele really, really wants to eat there.

Dinner at Kaji is not the place for a casual, "we've-got-nothing-in- the-fridge" dinner. It demands attention to multiple, elaborate courses (five for $80 is the most manageable; nine for $120 is overkill) served on beautiful dinnerware. Attention and trust: omakase or "chef's choice" means we take what we are served.

My cab driver, a Somali immigrant, is fascinated to learn that I will spend the equivalent of his afternoon's hard-earned wages on food I can't even choose.

"No menu?" he scoffs. "This guy sounds arrogant. It better be good."

Yes, no and yes. Better than good, actually. Excellent.

Take one night's opening course of buttery steamed daikon filled with chicken miso sauce, its earthiness sparked by aromatic freshly grated yuzu peel (Japan's iconic citrus fruit). There is barely cooked salmon confit with grainy mustard for pop and a dish of raw mountain potato with salmon roe. Morsels of lobster and imported pine mushrooms stud wobbly chawanmushi (egg custard) topped with a thin layer of smoky dashi broth. A sous chef broils Tokyo Bay sea eel in a countertop Black and Decker toaster oven, then glazes it with tart plum sauce. Only greasy octopus tempura disappoints. Every plate is as pretty as a picture.

Then we come to the sashimi and sushi, with nary a California roll to be found. The raw seafood is kept in steel basins covered with damp towels. It is impeccably fresh, delightfully varying in texture and often matched with sauces, such as the spicy green peppercorn oil squirted on glassy kampachi (amberjack) or the gutsy ginger sauce on bluefin tuna. Sweet king crab meat is wrapped in a banana leaf. All is served with purchased pickled ginger and homemade soy sauce tasting of salt and caramel. The wasabi is controlled by Kaji, who uses just enough to open the palate to receive the clean sea flavours.

There is one thing missing from the Kaji experience, though, and that is the man himself. Silent and stocky, Kaji-san stands every night behind the sushi bar with its rack of knives stacked like Hattori Hanzo swords. He peels the skin off a side of coral salmon as quickly as opening a can of Asahi. He carves richly marbled toro on the diagonal with surgical precision. He gracefully forms cooked rice into nigiri, his fingers dancing like a harpsichordist playing Bach. When he picks up the corresponding piece of fish, he flutters it like a magician's handkerchief before bringing it together. It's a magnificent performance.

But where's the interaction? I once ate sushi beside Tsukiji Market in Tokyo. The chef had great skill but little English. Still, he was a natural in front of his audience. Just before he handed over my clam sushi, he slapped the top to make it jiggle. "Alive," he joked. I shrieked dutifully.

This is the kind of banter Kaji-san used to engage in. Now, he puts a plate in front of me and grunts, "sashimi." No further explanation; the sous chef steps forward with the details. At one recent dinner, I watch him tease one customer and ignore the other seven seated at the bar.

"I am shy, so I have not talked to customers a lot," he says through a translator.

Far more engaging is kitchen chef Takeshi Okada, the voluble Penn to Kaji-san's quiet Teller. He comes out to carve daikon calla lilies for the ladies while chatting. Other staff cheerfully overfill sake glasses ($22) and helpfully suggest where to find Japanese foodstuffs.

One other quibble: A meal at Kaji can set a land-speed record. My last dinner there was served and consumed within an hour.

That said, if I'm spending $80 an hour for such quality, I'm getting a bigger bang for my buck than the patrons next door.
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Previously the Elite Retreat Massage parlour was in the news because the owner committed suicide somewhere near Caledon

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Massage Cartoon

I think this cartoon is very appropriate to describe the Keele and Steeles Massage Parlours in North York



It is the new East Beaver Creek

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Massage Parlour Phone Numbers

Now theres is an online source for all the massage parlour phone numbers.
Here is the list of all the Toronto Massage parlour phone numbers

It does not include the phone numbers of the Barrie massage parlours or hamilton

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Massage Toronto

What are you looking for when you comee to Canada
Are you looking for a Massage Toronto
There are many websites that cover this topic

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Keele and Finch Massage Parlours

Amazing news!
There are now six massage spa at Keele and Finch.
These Keele and Finch Massage Parlourstruly vary in every way.

Ambassador has been opened six months and I've been inside
It is very lush

Friday, April 10, 2009

Newmarket Massage

Newmarket really clamps down on massage parlours
Notice that the Newmarket Massage Parlour Page is blank

One may be opening soon

Massage Parlour Telephone Numbers

Finally a page with all the massage parlour telephone numbers.
This way you can use Now Magazine and look up the numbers using this page

Here is the Massage Parlour Phone Numbers page

Hopefully another page for Montreal Massage Parlours will be uploaded soon

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Some Massage Definitions

Here are some Massage/Escorting Definitions

Lapdog- Person who worships providers to excess.
L/A/S- Looks/Attitude/Service: A subjective ranking system. Each criteria separately ranked, from lowest (1) to highest (10). Examples: 2/9/8 = Unnattractive, but very friendly and good sex. 10/5/4 = Model material, but a poor attitude, and mediocre sex.
Landing Strip- Description of pubic hair
LBFM- Little Brown Fucking Machine
LEO- Law Enforcement Officer
LFK- Light Face/French Kissing
Little Blue Helper- Viagra
Little Blue Pill- Viagra
LK- Light Kissing (closed mouth)
LMP- Licensed Massage Practitioner
LOL- Laugh Out Loud
LOS- Land of Smiles (refers to Thailand)
Lot Lizards- Prostitutes who operate out of truck stops or other trucker hangouts.
LT- Long Time (usually overnight)
LTR- Long Term Relationship

More competition

This directory is advertizing on Canadian Massage
http://www.massage-parlors.ca/
I doubt it will last

Simcoe County

Here is a story from a few years ago - 2007

Police executed search warrants on three common bawdy-houses Thursday.

Members of the Nottawasaga OPP Crime Unit, Major Investigation Support Team (MIST) and field members executed the searches at Aromatherapy Health Centre, 25 Paris St. in Alliston, and Angus' Fantazia Health Centre, 4 Pine River Rd. Unit 4, and Majestic Health Centre, 4 Massey St. Unit 3.

Police say the businsses have been under investigation for a period of time after receiving several tips from the community about alleged illegal practices.

Under the Criminal Code, a common bawdy-house is a place that is kept or occupied, or resorted to by one or more persons for the purpose of prostitution or the practice of acts of indecency.

Police say there is an undesirable criminal element associated with these establishments. Charges and what was seized in the searches have not yet been released.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Kijiji Massage

Craigslist and Eye Magazine are the two best places to look for classified ads.

One more palce to look is the Kijiji Massage section

Friday, April 3, 2009

Massage Girls

Finallay a site for the thousands of Massage Girls

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

toronto-exotic-massage.ca

Toronto Exotic Massage is so great that someone else is using that domain name.
The guy is Canadian in location but not in spirit. Do not be confused. Evil lurks inside the: Toronto-Exotic-Massage.ca website.

Ajax Massage Parlours

Google is imperfect
They can't find the correct URL for Ajax Massage
Here is the page for Ajax Massage Parlours

RedToronto aka ZipLocal

RedToronto made a big push 5 years ago
Now they are restructured as ZipLocal

Here is their page for erotic massage