Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Some Massage Definitions

Here are some Massage/Escorting Definitions

Lapdog- Person who worships providers to excess.
L/A/S- Looks/Attitude/Service: A subjective ranking system. Each criteria separately ranked, from lowest (1) to highest (10). Examples: 2/9/8 = Unnattractive, but very friendly and good sex. 10/5/4 = Model material, but a poor attitude, and mediocre sex.
Landing Strip- Description of pubic hair
LBFM- Little Brown Fucking Machine
LEO- Law Enforcement Officer
LFK- Light Face/French Kissing
Little Blue Helper- Viagra
Little Blue Pill- Viagra
LK- Light Kissing (closed mouth)
LMP- Licensed Massage Practitioner
LOL- Laugh Out Loud
LOS- Land of Smiles (refers to Thailand)
Lot Lizards- Prostitutes who operate out of truck stops or other trucker hangouts.
LT- Long Time (usually overnight)
LTR- Long Term Relationship

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