Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Some Massage Definitions

Here are some Massage/Escorting Definitions

Lapdog- Person who worships providers to excess.
L/A/S- Looks/Attitude/Service: A subjective ranking system. Each criteria separately ranked, from lowest (1) to highest (10). Examples: 2/9/8 = Unnattractive, but very friendly and good sex. 10/5/4 = Model material, but a poor attitude, and mediocre sex.
Landing Strip- Description of pubic hair
LBFM- Little Brown Fucking Machine
LEO- Law Enforcement Officer
LFK- Light Face/French Kissing
Little Blue Helper- Viagra
Little Blue Pill- Viagra
LK- Light Kissing (closed mouth)
LMP- Licensed Massage Practitioner
LOL- Laugh Out Loud
LOS- Land of Smiles (refers to Thailand)
Lot Lizards- Prostitutes who operate out of truck stops or other trucker hangouts.
LT- Long Time (usually overnight)
LTR- Long Term Relationship

More competition

This directory is advertizing on Canadian Massage
http://www.massage-parlors.ca/
I doubt it will last

Simcoe County

Here is a story from a few years ago - 2007

Police executed search warrants on three common bawdy-houses Thursday.

Members of the Nottawasaga OPP Crime Unit, Major Investigation Support Team (MIST) and field members executed the searches at Aromatherapy Health Centre, 25 Paris St. in Alliston, and Angus' Fantazia Health Centre, 4 Pine River Rd. Unit 4, and Majestic Health Centre, 4 Massey St. Unit 3.

Police say the businsses have been under investigation for a period of time after receiving several tips from the community about alleged illegal practices.

Under the Criminal Code, a common bawdy-house is a place that is kept or occupied, or resorted to by one or more persons for the purpose of prostitution or the practice of acts of indecency.

Police say there is an undesirable criminal element associated with these establishments. Charges and what was seized in the searches have not yet been released.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Kijiji Massage

Craigslist and Eye Magazine are the two best places to look for classified ads.

One more palce to look is the Kijiji Massage section

Friday, April 3, 2009

Massage Girls

Finallay a site for the thousands of Massage Girls

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

toronto-exotic-massage.ca

Toronto Exotic Massage is so great that someone else is using that domain name.
The guy is Canadian in location but not in spirit. Do not be confused. Evil lurks inside the: Toronto-Exotic-Massage.ca website.

Ajax Massage Parlours

Google is imperfect
They can't find the correct URL for Ajax Massage
Here is the page for Ajax Massage Parlours